noselfpreservation:

When I was little, I ran up to my dad and told him excitedly, “Mom said I was a lesbian!”

He looked startled.  “I don’t think she told you that,” he said slowly.

"Yes she did!  She said I was a lesbian!"

"No, I’m pretty sure she didn’t…"

I started getting mad.  “She did!  She said I was good at acting!”

"…That’s a thespian.  A thespian.”

"…Oh."

But in the end I just grew up to be a lesbian.

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feminizm:

mountains are like…….. acoustic volcanoes…..

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hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

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